January 2009
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December 2008
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Counting Words →
Just what I didn’t need…another site. ;) Still kicking the idea around…gonna sleep on it. - I, Writer
Dec 31st
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Give yourself a Moustache! →
Cosita is responsible for this moustache mayhem! Well, if I ever wondered what I’d look like with facial hair…the wondering is now gone. Don’t you just love the things you’ll do at the office to stay awake. ;) - B-Mused
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B-lated Christmas/B-day Gift for the Homefront →
J & I had been talking about getting one of these babies. While we love our Netflix account, we’ve had some issues about how long we hold onto some of the movies we get through the mail. The issue not one that has anything to do with the company, more of a: “So, wanna watch this movie?” “Um…not in the mood.” Not in the mood and both wishing something...
Dec 26th
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Save 25% on Select Lowepro Bags →
I got one of these bags for Christmas for my SLR and I love it. If you’re a camera enthusiast looking for a good weatherproof bag for your digital baby, they may have something for you. ;) I received this one from my parents.
Dec 26th
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The Christmas Party
A coworker of mine sent this to me and it gave me quite the laugh, though to be fair I once knew a lady in college who wound up lacking some serious holiday cheer due to similar problems with the campus Christmas party she’d been planning. FROM:    Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO:    All Employees DATE:  October 01, 2008 RE:  Christmas Party I’m happy to inform you that...
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Kick to the Head →
Having one of those tension riddled Tuesdays? If so, blow off steam by giving Bush a kick to the head. Do it…you know you want to. :P - Devil’s Muse (borrowed from Azya)
Dec 16th
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“At the core of every ordered system, whether a family or a factory, is chaos....”
– Dean Koontz, The Darkest Evening of the Year
Dec 16th
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Dec 13th
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When Hello Kitty Goes Zales →
This beauty was shared with me by MrGuilt, who over time has discovered my love for all things Sanrio and Hello Kitty. Something I believe I share with his daughter (just ignore the nearly three decades between our ages - some kids just never grow up). I guess Hello Kitty isn’t just for the kidlets, in some circles, Hello Kitty could cost somebody some very pretty pennies (at least a Santa...
Dec 13th
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I know who did it! →
It was the early 80’s and a snow day had been declared. You thought you were sneaky. Thought nobody saw. But I saw. I saw you do it. Watched you do it. You put the D@#% on the snowman! You’re so lucky you didn’t get caught! - Leaky
Dec 12th
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She says, He said
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S ENGLISH: Yes………No No………Yes Maybe………No We need………I want I am sorry………You’ll be sorry We need to talk………You’re in trouble Sure, go ahead………You better not Do what you want………You will pay for this later...
Dec 12th
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“I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and...”
– Mae West
Dec 12th
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Crouching tufty, hidden dragon: The amazing Kung... →
This was great! Thanks for posting this my most honorable friend. Kung-fu squirrels, rock! The commentary in the article reminds me a bit of Meerkat Manor. Thanks to Len, he got me hooked on this show in August when Animal Planet did an all night/day marathon. (via walkingzero)
Dec 12th
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“Ink and paper are sometimes passionate lovers, oftentimes brother and sister,...”
– Emme Woodhull-Bäche
Dec 11th
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Sniff Sniff
Coworker: What's that smell?
Moi: Huh?
Coworker: That smell I'm smelling. It's light but... *sniff sniff*
Moi: (afraid to ask)
Coworker: Like...green tea and cucumbers...
Moi: (blink blink) Reaaaaalllly?
Coworker: You don't smell it?
Moi: (inching away from coworkers desk) Nope, not a thing.
Coworker: Weird.
Moi: Yeah, weird. (Exit stage left)
Green tea and cucumbers...I'd say it was an odd combo...if it weren't that I was wearing it - UNDER MY ARMS.
Yeah, not going to tell coworker that: Oh that smell...it's me. My new deodorant...want to take another sniff? :P
Dec 11th
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Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads
40-ish………49  Adventurous………Slept with everyone Athletic………No breasts Average looking………Moooo Beautiful………Pathological liar Emotionally Secure………On medication Feminist………Fat Free Spirit………Junkie New-Age………Body hair in the wrong places...
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Muzzle Me
Customer: Hey, how come your Christmas Tree has no balls?
Moi: It's a girl.
Customer: *silence*
Moi: *inside horrified, outward - 120 Watt smile*
Customer: *uncertain laughter and a shake of the head as they continue on their way*
Moi: *smack palm to forehead: repeat. repeat. repeat.*
Dec 6th
Because 'Bustin' makes ya feel good... →
Get those proton packs ready…cause it’s Ghostbustin’ time!
Dec 4th
To 'Glomp' is to...
Glomp — A hug in the manner of a small child, similar to a bearhug but often including one or both legs as well as arms. Also a hug in which the hugger jumps and catches the victim by surprise or off-guard. Occasionally referred to as a cross between a running tackle and a bearhug. (borrowed from the all powerful Wiki)
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