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Crimson's Musings
Empty Thoughts
Costco Creepin’
Um hello…you left me your beer Sir!
I certainly had the better deal, but really I wanted the cheese and juice we’d purchased. So, here I am again…sitting…waiting…
…and hoping I don’t have to yell: Hands off my basket ya damn dirty ape!!!!
I’m sure I wouldn’t -really- yell that…maybe.
- Watch Dog Muse
Radio Static
Imagination creates sleight of hand, I see movement and apparitions that aren’t there. Distraction, like a stiff drink, I crave. I find the radio, but only hear static.
Pops. Sizzles. Faint voices.
I shiver.
My day started off like ‘The Mist’ but ended with ‘Silent Hill ll’. I have the radio…but my Goddess, where’s my stick with the nail? At least I’m in the van and not on foot, it’s something so Pyramid Head doesn’t get me.
- Just Call Me James
She’s also like this when she sees a mouse.
So true, so true. This is especially true for Roz when she’s on the nip. Oh kittehs.
Simon’s Cat in ‘Double Trouble’ (by simonscat)
Hahahaha - this made me laugh so hard I had tears. I have lived this scenario far too many times. Oiy.
To be fair, my dog does the same thing.
I know this all too well. Izzy and Roz are pros at this.
The disadvantages of living on a tiny place and having to put the litter box in the bathroom.
So true. So true. Oh, life with cats. =^_^=
My cats even groom me when I wake up.
I adore her comic so much…and this, this speaks so many truths about life with cats. I also love following the artist on G+. She is lovely. :)
The 5-second rule does not apply in my household.
I so LOVE her comics and can so relate in our household. <3
Shelley likes faucet water. But she likes licking my skin as she drinks the faucet water much better.
She likes human flavoured water.
This gave me a chuckle because Izzy is in the same boat as Shelley…she too loves faucet water, even if she manages to shoot it up her nose.
It would be that I would find this on Len’s Tumblr. Every time I run across a Lunesta ad I laugh…because his unease with the Lunesta butterfly always makes me think of his Lunesta tirades. Too funny.
Oh yes. :) Exactly how I feel about those commercials.
Lunesta easily has the scariest commercial ever
Cats are extra affectionate in the bathroom. This is true.
Cats both past and present all have done this. Oh cats. =^_^=
When I was little my mom, upon request, would braid my waist length hair into pigtails and roll them Leah style. When I went outside to play I always wished I had an R2.
- Muse
